Hey, Rush Limbaugh: Weren’t you going to relocate to Costa Rica if “ObamaCare” passed?

Hey Rush, weren’t you going to relocate to Costa Rica? It’s been ages since the Affordable Care Act was passed. It’s about time for you to book your flight.

Heads up, Costa Rica!!

 

Barack Obama: LOL, we haz healthcares nao.

Rush Limbaugh: I’m taking my toys and going…er…somewhere else! Like Canada!

Canada: LOL, we haz universal healthcarez.

Rush: Well, then, I’m gonna go to…to…COSTA RICA! BRB, Costa Rica!

Costa Rica: LOL, we haz universal healthcarez.

Rush: Er…well, I could move to…hmmm…

Argentina: LOL, we haz universal healthcarez.

Austria: LOL, we haz universal healthcarez.

Australia: LOL, we haz universal healthcarez.

Belgium: LOL, we haz universal healthcarez.

Brazil: LOL, we haz universal healthcarez.

Canada: LOL, we haz universal healthcarez.

Chile: LOL, we haz universal healthcarez.

China: LOL, we haz universal healthcarez.

Cuba: LOL, we haz universal healthcarez.

Cyprus: LOL, we haz universal healthcarez.

Denmark: LOL, we haz universal healthcarez.

Finland: LOL, we haz universal healthcarez.

France: LOL, we haz universal healthcarez.

Germany: LOL, we haz universal healthcarez.

Greece: LOL, we haz universal healthcarez.

Iceland: LOL, we haz universal healthcarez.

Ireland: LOL, we haz universal healthcarez.

Israel: LOL, we haz universal healthcarez.

Italy: LOL, we haz universal healthcarez.

Japan: LOL, we haz universal healthcarez.

Luxembourg: LOL, we haz universal healthcarez.

The Netherlands: LOL, we haz universal healthcarez.

New Zealand: LOL, we haz universal healthcarez.

Portugal: LOL, we haz universal healthcarez.

Russia: LOL, we haz universal healthcarez.

Saudi Arabia: LOL, we haz universal healthcarez.

Spain: LOL, we haz universal healthcarez.

Sweden: LOL, we haz universal healthcarez.

South Korea: LOL, we haz universal healthcarez.

Sri Lanka: LOL, we haz universal healthcarez.

Ukraine: LOL, we haz universal healthcarez.

The United Kingdom: LOL, we haz universal healthcarez.

Rush: …Shit.

Greenland: It’s fucking cold here, so we bum off of Iceland and Denmark. Because they can haz universal healthcarez.

Afghanistan, Oman & Iraq: Dude, even WE haz some kind of universal healthcarez.

India: Hey! No universal healthcarez here!

North Korea: Nope. No can haz.

Burundi: We don’t haz much of anything. Come on down! But first, are you on Team Tutsi or Team Hutu? Answer carefully, fat man.

Sierra Leone: We can haz violent civil wars, sexual slavery, torture (including disfigurement and amputation), conscripted child soldiers, even cannibalism. No universal healthcarez, though! You’ll love it here!

Somalia: We are a Libertarian paradise! No government, no healthcare, no regulations, no nothin’! Come on down. Bring body armor.

Rush: Um…

Antarctica: Hey, man, you like sealz? I gotz sealz. And sno and ice. Lots of sno. Fucktons of sno. And sealz. But no healthcare! Pack a parka! For the sno! (I’m soooooo ronery….)

Oh, don’t worry, Rush. We know you were just bloviating, as usual, and weren’t really serious about your threat to leave. You didn’t leave when Obama was elected, you didn’t leave when Obamacare was passed, and you won’t leave when Obama gets re-elected. Just in case we were wrong, however, I’m sure we can find some people who would be delighted to help you pack, once you find some first world industrialized country without universal healthcare.

Problem is, there aren’t any.

Suck on it.

 

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