Oh My Stars And Garters! All About The Beast.

An oldie but a goodie, updated for the new millennium. Much of the following comes from “public domain” Internet humor that’s been circulating around since, well, practically forever. But I just had to mess with it.

We all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But…DID YOU KNOW?

More Cool Beast Facts!

660
Approximate number of the Beast

DCLXVI
Roman numeral of the Beast

666.0000
Number of the High Precision Beast

0.666
Number of the Millibeast

1010011010
Binary of the Beast

6…uh…I forget.
Number of the Blonde Beast (Hey, I’m blonde, I’m allowed to joke.)

00666
Zip code of the Beast

666mph
The speed limit of the Beast

$665.95
Retail price of the Beast

$769.95
Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul

Route 666
Highway To Hell

666 F
Oven temperature for Roast Beast

666k
Retirement plan of the Beast

666 mg
Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast

$666/hr
Beast’s lawyer’s billing rate

Lotus 6-6-6
Spreadsheet of the Beast

665.9997856
The Number of the Beast on a Pentium

668
Next-door neighbor of the Beast

333
The semi-Christ (Beast Lite: half the number, all the evil power)

999
Number of the Australian Beast

66
Number of the Downsized Beast

666@hell.org
E-mail Address of the Beast

www.666.com
Website of the Beast

1-666-666-6666
Phone & FAX Number of the Beast

1-888-666-6666
Toll Free Number of the Beast

1-900-666-6666
Live Beasts, available now! One-on-one pacts!
Only $6.66 per minute! [Must be over 18!]

666-66-6666
Social Security Number of the Beast

Windows 666
Bill Gates’ Personal Beast Operating System

#666666
Font Color of the Beast

29A
Hexidecimal of the Beast

IAM 666
License Plate Number of the Beast

Formula 666
All Purpose Cleaner of the Beast

Hank McCoy
The Name of the Beast

5’7″
Height of The Beast

250 lbs
Weight of The Beast

Blue
Eye color of The Beast

Blue
Hair color of The Beast

Superhuman strength and speed, extraordinary endurance, the agility of an ape, the acrobatic prowess of an accomplished circus aerialist and his manual and pedal dexterity are so great he can write with both hands at once and tie knots with his toes.
Superpowers of The Beast

Hee!

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